That’s a Bernie
Every family has a Bernie. If yours doesn't... it's probably you.
Join brother and sister TJ & Kelly, along with Kelly's wife Kirsty, as they dive headfirst into the hilarious chaos of family life. From outrageous stories and questionable decisions to everyday moments that leave everyone saying, "That's a Bernie!" Expect plenty of laughs, playful bickering, listener stories, and brutally honest conversations that prove no family is ever as normal as they think they are.
Episodes

Jul 5, 2026
Jul 5, 2026
39 min
We may have forgotten to switch the proper microphones on... but the laughs were too good to leave on the cutting room floor.
In this episode we debate swearing, dish out some completely unsolicited life advice, and Kirsty accidentally reveals she overheard far more of TJ's private life than anyone ever needed to know...
The sound quality might be a little rough around the edges, but we promise it's worth sticking with.
Sometimes the biggest Bernie happens before you even hit record.

Jun 29, 2026
Jun 29, 2026
43 min
Welcome to That's a Bernie – the podcast inspired by one unforgettable mum and the wonderfully bizarre things she says.
In our very first episode, meet brother and sister TJ and Kelly, alongside Kelly's wife Kirsty, as they explain where "That's a Bernie" came from, share some of Bernie's greatest hits, relive the family chaos they grew up with and officially crown the first Certified Bernie.
Because every family has someone who leaves you wondering... how did that sentence even make sense?









